party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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