Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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