Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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