what day is it and did you see me today?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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