as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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