Walk of Shame. In a state park.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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