the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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