are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
it's like heaven, but drunker
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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