This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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