To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
How's work?
Spinning.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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