i was rollin on her like bob the builder
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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