k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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