what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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