You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Houston, we have a squirter
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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