Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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