SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Randomize
