I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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