Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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