At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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