i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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