Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Randomize
