but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Randomize
