Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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