what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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