is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
my phone needs a breathalizer
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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