Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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