ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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