She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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