he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
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