Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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