these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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