I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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