WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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