Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I'm always down for nudity.
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