I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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