What did we do last night that was yellow?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
