508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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