How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
worst night to have a conscience
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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