hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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