I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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