I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
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