I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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