nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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