Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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