Me too!
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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