Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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