I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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