mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
