So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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