so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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