You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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