i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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