Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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